All posts for the month October, 2012

creepy clown

Published October 24, 2012 by not so secret life of sarah

creepy clown

As ye might know i LOVE Halloween i love everything that goes with it ūüôā i just copied from a photo of an evil clown from Stereophonics video for “Mr Writer” , used some makeup liquid latex and bog roll and this is what happened …

Have a happy Halloween !
– Sarah

How to do the creep clown ūüôā —->

  1. First of all , clean ur face make sure you have no oil on that pretty little face of yours ūüôā (other wise the white face make up will run if ur somewhere hot like the pub or night club). put on the white face paint over everything!

  2. out line with a black eyeliner or a dark red lip liner the shape u want above and under your eye, and around your mouth (make sure its wide enough so it looks rotten like u just got it ripped off by a fish hook or something alone those lines)
  3. On the lines you have just drawn on , u get a sponge and dab on some liquid latex and and then some loo roll and repeat this about 5 times make sure not to get it on your eyelid and just above your brow (you need to wait a few minutes between each liquid latex and loo roll step for it to dry a little other wise you’ll end up looking like brain from teenage mutant ninja turtles).
  4. When you have done this around the mouth when its dry after about 5 goes of it get a eyebrow pluckers and pick a little hole nearest to your mouth then with a tooth pick drag it along where u want your fake mouth to be. draw on some teeth in side this gap with a black eyeliner and white eyeliner to fill in the teeth.
  5. On the eye start covering the loo roll wit different shades of red and black lippy and bruise colored eye-shadows like black brown purple yellow and dark pinks on your eyelid make sure its a very dark color to give it depth. Do the very same on your fake mouth make sure not to get it on ur fake drawn on teeth.
  6. add some black shadows to the other eye and some drawn on veins , even if u want make that eye a pretty clowns eye its makes it crazier ūüėÄ , do your lips nice and SMILIE , normal or sad whatever,(i went with sad-ish i was going around de house saying im a sad sad sad clown ūüė¶ my folks thought i was demented :)…)
  7. For the fun part destroy your loo roll with fake blood all bits and if u can get ur paws on some rimmel sun shimmer fake tan dark, dab some of that on too it looks like u have been infected on ur sores make sure not to get it on the white though ūüôā
  8. Have a happy Halloween everybody eat lots of sweets drink lots of blood-shots and make sure to keeps ur pets in ūüôā xxx

Im not sure whats wrong… But is probably your fault.

Published October 9, 2012 by not so secret life of sarah

Ive come to the¬†conclusion that i must be a very cold-hearted ¬†person.I now have to clear all my texts and letters with John,he says some things i write are very sarcastic…Honestly??!! i¬†don’t¬†mean half the things i wright well not in a¬†hurtful way anyways.

One of my friends text¬†recently to say she was getting married soon,i had to change my 3 page text to her over john¬†, i¬†didn’t¬†say anything bad like, i was just making sure this is what she wanted to do,But i guess its just the way i put it -honesty is my policy (but insanity is my defense) with my friends and lucky¬†enough they take me the way i am.

If they ask me dose my arse look big in this , i am going to tell them the truth- and that my¬†social¬†bloggers is¬†¬†how to have less friends ūüôā ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† seriously though is there any point in telling your friends little white lies. i know for a fact that my friends will see them photos and go … OH MY GOD .. why did you let me out in that?!

People have often said that i have sarcastic but quirky personalty, what the feck dose that mean? that im weird and i  involves humor of a negative and somewhat hurtful kind. What the fork!

Not many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com’n be honest! John you should know by now how to handle ¬†my talking skills ¬†ūüôā .

What happened to me?!

Published October 1, 2012 by not so secret life of sarah

Honestly when did i get so boring, all i want to do on the weekend is sit at home watching films and reading books, ive seen so many films now that i cant even remember the names or what half of them are about.And as for books ive so many i could start a true crime library.

Back in the day when i was in my teens there was NO way in hell u could keep me at home on the weekends, to this day i still cant figure out how i¬†didn’t¬†get liver¬†failure… my sister is a good¬†7 years¬†older than me and she still loves to get dolled up and head out for a night piss up, im only 25 and i feel¬†embarrassed going out, frumpy and self¬†conscious. God i wish i was still 18 and not give a flying¬†fork¬†who thinks what.

Oh and to add to my¬†discomfort,its my birthday in two weeks –¬†barf-day¬†is what im renaming it. It will be expected of me to go out for the night for a few drinks. I¬†don’t¬†want to go…. But i do want to go!¬†Ooh lordy, im scared.

My main worries of the night will be;

1. I will look like a sausage (in the new dress which i bought which took me a good two weeks to decide on)

2.. I will break my neck  (in the new shoes i bought which took me a further 5 seconds to buy), (its been a VERY long time since i wore HIGH heels)

3. My B.F.F Colleen wont be there to clam me down after i have drank too much and¬†relies¬†im in my late 20s ūüė¶ damn you¬†Portugal for taking her away from me!!!

4. My sister wont be around to send me a silly text about being drunk on my barf-day ūüė¶ ¬†double damn you¬†Thailand!!!

5. They will embarrass me with some sort of gift giving, acts of kindness or WORSE a birthday song ooh the shame i can nearly feel the redness creep up my face already.

6. THEY WILL MAKE ME DANCE… I¬†don’t¬†do dancing, no im not doing it they cant make me!

Let the panic attacks begin. .                                                                                                                                         (pic from after the birthday bash , oh lordy Jesus )227713_10151589141350828_314925835_n