Why is it when you take a shit on a train (or bus/plane … really any shared cubicle in motion) and you come out and immediately say “Sorry” to the person waiting. Like why would you be sorrry for having a shit? Whats worse is when you go in to wash your hands or change clothes you always hit the flush button on the way out even though you didn’t use the toilet. Its just incase someones waiting outside because for some reason you think they’ll look at you differently if you were doing something that didnt require a flush … and then you immediately say “Sorry” for the shit you didn’t even have.
Sometimes i just need to let go, to vent, get things off my chest. That is what I intend to do here. See, I think it’s better to do it here than to take it to the public where someone could get hurt, because half of ye wont bother reading this!
If you dont like the way i drive , get de hell out of my car and fookin walk love!
Guys who throw money around when girls are present so the girls will find them appealing.
Girls who find those guys appealing.
Pennies. I want them to be abolished.
Having to cancel plans
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my fanny when I ask where the bathroom is?
Shopping for long periods of time, and feeling woozy
Females that have absolutley no self respect, especially the ones that show extra skin in skanky bars.
People who let their kids scream and run around in stores and restaurants
I am absolutely convinced that I am the only person on the planet that is ever on time for anything. Most times I am early. If I am late I can assure you it was no fault of my own. I was probably waiting for a taxi that was late or something silly like that.
This is why we have clocks and watches.
Don’t you hate it when someone says “I should of” instead of “I should HAVE” ??? Doesn’t that make you want to strangle them? Maybe that’s just me. They are saying it the way it SOUNDS to them. If they had paid attention in school they would know the difference. People, especially young kids these days (I’m so old) are the worst offenders. And when they write a sentence like this ” Im sooo BoArrEEEd” what the fook are they saying—Text speak has rotted their tiny minds and they don’t know how to spell, let alone put a sentence together.
boys on the internet insist on calling all females “Babe” or ”boo” or “Cutie”. Call me by my name you prick!! We are not in an relationship!
People who name their children with the same first initial. Like ”James”, ”John” , ”Jack” and ”Joanne”
People who never say thank you for anything
When people say “Life is short.” What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that’s longer?
My car , My music dont like it… Lump it!
People who drive 32 in a 45mph zone.
Bitching.. Full stop
People who build themselves up by putting others down.
People who spit on the ground. Gross. Stop acting like a neanderthal and swallow your spit like the rest of us.
When drivers don’t use their turn signals.
“I admire/want to fuck you therefore I must degrade and humiliate your existence” Syndrome.
When certain songs won’t sync to my mobile.
Talking about money.
Feeling like my voice isn’t being heard/not being acknowledged
Not being taken seriously because I’m only twenty-something and cannot possibly understand the real issues just because I happen to disagree.
People telling me what my priorities should be.
Guys with earrings
When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can’t eat it? What, should I eat someone else’s cake instead?
When a gard pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.,